Britney Spears Passes Out While Partying, Bullshits Media

Tuesday, January 02, 2007 -

Depending on who you ask today, Britney Spears either fell asleep in a night club in the "oh look, she's soooo cuuute" kind of way, or she passed out in a way that totally freaked out her body guards and resulted in a visit from paramedics. One of these stories is true, but which is it? Try the Washington Post this morning.

LAS VEGAS -- Britney Spears finally appears to be acting like a new mom. The pop princess, who recently made headlines for a rash of less-than-motherly hard partying, fell asleep in a Las Vegas nightclub early Monday shortly after leading the New Year's Eve countdown, her manager said. "By about one o'clock, she was just done, so we took her out," Spears' manager, Larry Rudolph, told The Associated Press Monday. "She was not drunk. She was just tired and falling asleep."

Doesn't sound so bad, but what about this?

Mystery now surrounds Britney's collapse early this morning. She had been seated on a VIP tented-cabana bed overlooking the dance floor at 12:50AM talking with one of her male dancers. She intimated she wanted to leave and as she stood up, "she went into a dead faint and just fell right to the floor."

Her group pulled her up and lay her on the bed at the same time as her personal security asked for the club to provide at least 10 other security managers to "get her out as quickly as possible." They surrounded the stricken pop star in an attempt to screen her from all observers and the new years revelers on the crowded dance floor.

One woman in the Spears' entourage yelled, "Make sure nobody gets any photos. No photos anywhere."

When the 12-strong security phalanx was in place, two of her dancers wrapped Britney in what appeared to be a blanket-hooded poncho. Literally carrying her in both arms, they managed to propell her through the crowds and out of the club.

It appeared as if "she was being dragged as she wasn't walking under her own speed" said one eyewitness. "It looked as if they wanted to get her up to her hotel room as soon as possible."

At 2AM this morning, an ambulance was summoned to the hotel but it was totally unclear if it was brought to Caesars for Britney.

I found the latter from egotastic.com, but Spears PR people have an explination for that.

Rudolph denied reports circulating on gossip Web sites that Spears, 25, collapsed shortly after midnight and was carried out by bodyguards. The star was hired to host the festivities at Ceasars Palace's PURE nightclub.

Spears is on a party binge, is in constant trouble with childcare watchdogs, drinks all the time and now that she has hooked up with Lindsay Lohan, she's probably starting a wonderful new drug problem. I really don't care about celebrities or this useless debutante news binge, what I care about is the fact that this woman has her PR people spinning into overdrive while her kids are with god knows who while their filthy rich mom is out partying.

This woman is not a person to be idolized or looked up to, she's an example of what not to do with your life and how not to act when you have real responsibilities like kids. Being commercially successful and rich doesn't make you a good person, and neither does bullshit like this.

tags: Britney Spears, Celeb News

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